Neglected Potters Wheel Owners, it's time you came out of the closet and headed to Somerset.

I thought I might  just ask what might seem a silly question

Do you have one of these you don't use?

How can you be so cruel ?!

Is it sat in a cold damp garage covered in dust & cardboard boxes

never seeing the light of day or a bowl full of warm water?

Is that oh so very comfy seat being neglected

never to have the delights of a warm bum sat upon it?

Has that 13amp plug just been dangling over the edge of the tray

getting in your way and taking up space?

Shame on you!

 Now is your chance to redeem yourself.

As ever we have no spare money to just go out and buy

two new wheels, but the pottery school is starting to get booked up

and one of our wheels has died.

We like this type of wheel but we are open to ideas

so if you can help

we are looking to obtain two more potters wheels.

So do yourself a favour make some room, get a bit of cash for it

and give us a call or maybe email might be better,

 it's a kind of dating agency for unloved potters wheels.

what could we call it?

what about,

Mucky Love.com ?

Ok Maybe not.